Quiche, get it? Just like that saying “life’s a bitch!” but with quiche. What do you mean that doesn’t work? I saw a towel that said “life’s a beach!” once so if they can do that, we’re sure as shit doing this.
Matt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work.
Watch the video version here, in this iframe!
We’re LIVE from upstairs in Log’s pub – and boy oh boy is it raucous! No honestly, the main recording failed so we had to salvage this from the camera backup. It’s a bit noisy, and probably more enjoyable/coherent in VIDEO FORM like this
Honking Mary, it’s another episode of the Regular Features podcast. Marvel at Matt, slide into a Steve-scented stupor, lose yourself in Log. It’s features features features baby, and what we’ve got you gotta get and put it in you.
This episode finally reveals what Regular Features stands for, what would happen if Cilla Black orchestrated extra-judicial killings, and that Log’s good at writing about wanks. Enjoy.
Steve becomes the Rototwat’s latest victim, Matt’s been on the Daily Mail site and Gav brings up the past.