This week’s episode contains scenes of incompetence which may be alarming or distressing to young children. Please take care when ingesting this episode.
We’re back in our monthly live slot in North London, and this time Matt’s got an actual FEATURE. It’s still a bit weird though, so keep your shoes on Susan. Steve talks with a PR about a magical cup, Log has designed a new wave of hot merch, and Gav is a famous internet troll. You can watch a video of this episode, here:
STAR WARS! NOTHING BUT STAR WARS! except for bits with presents and pool tables and Jesus
It’s important not to confuse Krampus with Kranglemas, as we have here. Why is it important? You will find out when the shapes coalesce in your vision to a compass point that you feel compelled to follow. You will embark on an odyssey that will lead your friends to desert you, and comfort to become a distant, taunting memory. The one lesson that you will refuse to learn until the very end was that your journey was a repulsive indulgence, and that you chose this pain because it was easier to bear than another Christmas dinner with your fucking nan going on about fuck all