Somehow, despite being down to fewer members than normal, we wrote twice as many the number of average features? Somebody get onto Einstein because this is some bad math!! E equals MC NEAT and DJ WHAT THE FUCK? Anyway Joe and Steve were here and Log helped loads from far away.
In this one, Steve tells the true story of Prince Philip’s big nasty car flip, Matt steals a towel and Joe has problems with slime towns. Yes, the audio quality is garbageholes, but we had to make do. We made so much do, that it went everywhere. Sorry.
Hi, I’m J0n0th0n, the Regular Features webmaster. This week, Steve, Joe and Log compared farts, became Mortal Kombat characters and were graced with the return of a shy friend. Don’t forget that I’m always here too, the webmaster, making sure the http has an S on the end and setting up the email Daemon. Don’t you want to know what I did this week? Of course you don’t. Pity poor J0n0th0n.
Everyone’s banging on about that Bandersnatch, so we’ve got TWO Choose Your Own Adventures this week that are much better cause they’re not about games. Because we’re cool dudes, not nerds.
Who likes accompanying good boys on strolls? I hope the answer is you because that is exactly what this podcast is. Five one-man features with a golden thread. You really don’t get this kind of conceptual shit going on with any other podcast. Well, you might, but I’m not listening to them all to find out. Have you listened to other podcasts? They’re RUBBISH
Huge shoutout to Jack Forster for his lovely piece of music:
Hello girls, it’s us, the Regular Features people, and we’ve got another episode of the podcast what we done for you out of our mouth holes. Log has got a series of reasons why he’s not done a feature, Matt finally snaps and goes mad racist, and Steve channels the ghost of crambles past.
Happy new year all of you. We genuinely love you.
Log found a Christmas script in his pub and wouldn’t you know it we decided to perform the whole thing. It’s insane that we’re not making this up.
This week’s podcast may or not be getting beamed into your drug addled brain from the future. It features Steve, Matt and Joe.
What more do you want? Blood? Because we’ve got loads of that, clamp your jaws around us and grab yerself a pint. Nice, huh? Slug it back with a pint of brine. Cor. Is it just me, or is it getting Rime of the Ancient Mariner in here
This week Steve is off to Grenada and shares some hopes and dreams for his trip.
Joe has just come back from Japan and apparently it’s still mad over there.
And Gav thinks he’s seen his dead Grandmother’s face on a games journalist.
Sounds good? You get your big arse it is!
In this week’s podcast, Matt and Steve take you on a journey to space and back to Italy. How can just two men seamlessly transition from one to the other? Well, you’ll just have to listen to this mother, won’t you?