337: To Sleep, Perchance to Ski

Matt’s back, you guys! And when he’s not explaining in the most accurate terms why going skiing like he did is Tory af, he’s squealing in raw delight at Steve’s slogans for “International Sleep Day”, the marketing invention that can be used by a variety of products, such as Casper Mattresses, Philips SAD lamps, and your dad.

“Go to bed, son. It’s international sleep day and I absolutely can’t bear to look at you for another damn minute. Your limitless energy just makes me feel rotten and old.”

Anyway! Cram this bunch a business up ya, and don’t come running to us when your earbuds fly out!

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